In the Neitherlands

Multiple system. Bodily mid-30's. We don't want your discourse.

Who We Are

Xan

(He/him)
Writer, nerd, ghost in the machine. Trying to come to terms with being more of a product of trauma than he realized.

Currently apprenticed to Emet-Selch.

Ganon

(He/him)
Demon-king. Unrepentant master of the Triforce of Power, heir to legacies both bright and dark. Tangled in a web of fate, doomed to the same cycle, with many variations. Unsure how he ended up running this mess.

Complicatedly committed to Link of valerian house.

Emet-Selch | Hades

(He/him if you must)
Architect of empires turned melancholy poet. Probably deserves some peace and quiet. Instead, this.

Currently mentoring Xan.

Kaiba Seto | 海馬 瀬人

(He/him)
Obsessive gamer. Perfectionist. Reluctant polytheist. Would usually like to forget that canon exists. Still sometimes haunted by echoes of the distant past.

Devoted brother to Mokuba of valerian house.

Akechi Goro | 明智 吾郎

(He/him)
Criminal law nerd. More than a little unstable.

Something weird with Akira of valerian house.

Shorter Wong

(He/him)
Just some dude from NYC who got tangled up in the wrong shit.

"Richie" Tozier

(He/him)
Shitpost master. Will not in fact shut up, even if you pay him. Please do not mention the fucking clown.

Eddie of valerian house is totally his bitch.

Vlad Masters

(He/him)
Semi-retired but mostly unrepentant supervillain. Son of immigrants turned master of industry. Misses the 80s more than he'd like to admit. Packers fan. #1 petty bitch.

Pinterest: Masters

Others of Note (W.I.P.)

  • Nikolai Lantsov - (he/him) Privateer. Engineer. Royal bastard. Monster. Pinterest.

  • G'raha Tia - (he/him) Adventurer-Scholar. Sad Catboy. Biggest Fan.

  • Gojou Satoru - (he/him) Strongest sorcerer. Worst teacher.

  • Estinien Wyrmblood - (he/him) Grouchy drago(o)n man.

  • Aymeric de Borel - (he/him) Doing his best, all things considered.

  • Roronoa Zoro - (he/him) Pirate. Swordsman. Devoted to his Captain. Something something shit cook.

  • Sanji - (he/him) Pirate. Chef. Ladies' man. Something something fucking marimo.

  • Betty Cooper - (she/her) Girl next door with hidden sharp edges. Pinterest.

  • Quentin Coldwater - (he/him) Fanboy, dreamer, fuckup extraordinaire. Pinterest.

  • Cat - (they/them) The Original Sad Catboi. Seriously, G'raha can't have it. Pinterest.

  • Harry Hart - (he/him) Independent agent of espionage and international troubleshooting, not as retired as he should be. Very much in love. Pinterest.

  • Richard Campbell Gansey III - (he/him) Quixotic dreamer, finder of lost things, fiercely loyal friend. Pinterest.

  • Bakugou Katsuki - (he/him) More chill at 20-something than he was as a teenager, but that's not saying much.

  • Sylvain Jose Gautier - (he/him) Loyal knight. Chosen son.

  • Diluc Ragnvindr - (he/him) Heir, Vigilante, Dark Side of Dawn. (Bishounen Batman.)

  • Sokka - (he/him) No one has more resilience / Or matches my practical tactical brilliance. Pinterest.

  • Tyrannus Basilton ("Baz") Grimm-Pitch - (he/him) Gay vampire wizard still for some reason in love with some idiot protagonist he'll probably never see again. Pinterest.